The Funny Side of Mas Selamat.
Posted: March 4th, 2008 | Author: faddy | Filed under: General | 43 Comments »
Unless you have been locked away in a cave with no access to the outside world at all, I guess it’s safe to say that you should know the infamous Mas Selamat. The escape of the leader of Jemaah Islamiyah from the Whitley Detention Centre proved to be a real life Prison Break series; you can never go anywhere these days without seeing one of his Wanted posters and even Interpol had recently issued a red alert for his recapture.
Whilst many questions remained unanswered with regards to his artistry in escaping from one of the most highly guarded areas in our country, there are widespread rumors (mainly amongst the Malay community) that the limping man had successfully escaped with the help of some supernatural powers. After all, how can he successfully slip through the gaze of so many eyes when his actions were caught on the security cameras?
Amongst the widespread sense of panic amongst the citizens, all hope is not lost as many managed to salvage humour from the escape. As the Government scrambled within the past five days searching for Selamat, many of our Netizens too were hard at work.
Some contributed suggestions on how he might escape whilst others harnessed their Photoshop skills and added on to the many disguises that the tanned fugitive might have, such as the above. While others brought to like Selamat look-a-likes, like Mr Sujimy from Suria.
All in all, I can say that one will not be able to live a day without hearing or seeing news about him until days after his recapture.
Not to be left behind, here’s my lame attempt in contributing to the pool of Mas Selamat jokes :)
Anyone has other contributions? Kekeke…
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merepek ah fad!
Eleh aku tau kau ketawa kaaaaaan :P
i think its a conspiracy!!!
he’s actually dead!!..
i think.. wahahahahahah…
macam crita x files!!!
Nuu nnuuu nuuuu nuuuu nuuuuuu *lagu xfiles* haha ok i haven heard this theory yet. Ada yang cakap dia masih pat dalam..
what if he’s reading your blog bie? later, he’ll come after you!!
Takpe Bie.. InsyaAllah I selamat hehehhhe…
hahahah, selamat datang!!
hehehehehe…
OMG! hahahas…funny! been reading your blog AND Im just DYING to know what font you used for the ‘WANTED’ poster!! cool laa sey!
linkie meekie tinkie winkie fingie girlie! ooouhkay that was random.TC!
haha i used the font… *opens up photoshop*… “Love Ya Like A Sister”. Just google it. And I’ll link you up the next time I log into my account k :) Thanks for the link!
hahaha . funny :D (although i took like a few seconds to figure that out ) haha , SLOW “smacks my head”
haha dont worry.. i had to explain it to a couple of people before they could understand it..
hahaha. i guess mas selamat is no longer selamat(safe) anymore!! haha and me and my friends cant stop cracking jokes about mas selamat!
MY MESSAGE TO MAS SELAMAT(if somehow he comes across the blog) : JUST SURRENDER YRSELF AND GET A LIFE!! perhaps collect stamps maybe?
And why oh whyyyyy would he read this blog? haha.. i think he got better things to do kekeke…
i think he fell into the toilet ler… they all never check the sewer, ke? *hehee*
selamat datang…!!! aiyoh!!! :D
hahahaha… jatuh toilet bowl keperr…
omg.. so the farni!! yea, heard that he’s dead… hmmm..some theory..
but im finding it hard to believe that he’s still be hiding behind some bushes/in some dirty longkang or something..singapore is so small and we have yet to catch him.. so the malu.. we boast2 bout our security.. still cant find the dude..hmmm..
Its in my opinion that he has already left the country. Lets say he already has a plan.. he’d be gone by the time we started a nationwide search..
btw, good luck for ur A level results.. look forward to seeing u in NUS this yr.. :D
:) Thanks and InsyaAllah..
HAHAHAH the talking cock thing is DAMN FUNNY LA
Credits to the peeps at talking cock! :D
i see a harry potter! hahaha
I see a pck!
It’ll be so funny to see him chilling at Starbucks or something. Oh and what about selling Ramlee Burgers? Hahaha!!!!!!
haha I think if he somehow manage to disguise himself thinly and just live as if a normal person would, noone would suspect its him.
hahaha ouhkaay, but whats the ‘WANTED’ font eh? hur hur hur…
hehe sorry la lambat reply.. anyway, go scroll up. i’ve answered :)
hahax!! funny la sey!! even though this is a serious case but still we can make joke out of it.. hahax!! a fren of mine even joke about asking his autograph and tell him tat he is popular like a hollywood movie star and after that he will ask him to wait while he call up the police.. hahax
hahahhaaha Yeah, at the rate he’s going everyone’s gonna recognize him. I mean, I dont think apeks can recognize Brad pitt kan? But eveyrone can recognize selamat!
alamak faddy, u are realli can blog ah about this thing… superbly farnie man…. kakakakahehehehe
you laugh mcm cik pon ah siti.. kekeke.
Kekek sak.. loL~
Mas in indon is guy while selamat is safe..
so i tink he’s a safe guy.. =P
hahaha betul jugak eh.. lagipon when everyone says his name its like they’re praying for his safety..
and mas selamat looks like ahmad stokin too.
haha.
haha yeah! he was featured in BH because of that kekeke..
Cool and organised blog.Nicely done. well selamat would have already gone by now..he knows that once he escape the detention centre..everyone would look for him…so he would have to escape the country before the whole country is on alert..so i guess he’s out of the country…maybe in malaysia…what do ya thing?btw ur bf from ngee ann..right?
Thanks for the comments Shaz :) Anyway, yup thats whta I thought. From that 4 hour space between the escape and the alert, he could have just hopped on a boat to batam and there, he’s as good as free! yup, my bf’s from ngee ann. You know him?
i bin waitn 4 some BLOG person one to do facial changes on tis guy!!
i duno if others had bin bt ure e 1st come across
KUDOS 2 u!!!!!!!!!!!
e authorities shld do a printout flyer on tis n distribute it instead!!!
hahaha Lysa, that facial changes poster is done by talkingcock, as indicated on the poster itself. Credits to him, thus :)
Thanks guys… this is awesome…
Umm,my first project will be launching soon and I’ll be sure to write up a quick post when it does.