I have to admit, life has been good to me. Besides God answering my prayers for ‘financial help’ (hurhur), the past few days, I seem to have been bombarded with bits and pieces of conversations, jokes and events that send me laughing like a mad woman. And because I am SUCH a nice person, let me share the few jokes that I can recall! Some of the jokes are language based, so I apologize if I have to tell it in Malay :)

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• Within the animal kingdom, which animal always goes around looking for it’s bag?
  The Answer : The Sheep! Because it goes “Mm-Bag” “Mm-Bag”.

• Which singer always tries to hard to make his/her audience laugh?
  The Answer : Gwen Stefani (Gwen Step Funny).

• During a religious lesson conducted for young children, the teacher upfront asked the students if they would want to go to Heaven. Of all the children, only one did not respond in an affirmative. When asked why, what was his reply?
  The Answer : “My mom said after the class I am to head straight back home!”

• Kenapa penggali kubur gali kubur tak pakai seluar dalam dia?
  The Answer : Sebab dia gali pakai cangkul! Mana boleh gali pakai seluar dalam?!

• Dalam banyak-banyak burger, burger apa yang takde roti?
  The Answer : Burger-dil!

• Dalam banyak-banyak burger, burger apa yang sentiasa tersenyum?
  The Answer : Burger-mbira!

HAHA. Ok, I have to admit some (if not, all) of them are so lame but I guess my sense of humor is like that :P And these are not inclusive of all the silly conversations I had which had me laughing till my sides ache. Those, I’ll reserve for another day.

Anyway, does anyone have any silly brainless jokes like the above to share? Haha. I think I’m addicted lah! Thank God I have equally lame brothers who give me a fair dosage daily :)