Interesting MRT rides.
I don’t know about you guys, but I feel that the MRT is a superbly interesting place to ‘hang out’ as you get to see just so many different kinds of people at one location. Out of the possibly hundreds of train rides I have been on, the ride home I had on Saturday night sure takes the cake as the most interesting one I have been on for a couple of incidences.
After entering the train, my eyes drifted to a rather cute neighbor of mine and thus I just passed him a smile of acknowledgment, as his girlfriend was next to him and it wouldn’t be nice if I plop myself next to him to have a chat (which is what we always do when our paths crossed). To my utmost surprise however, the girlfriend gave me that look (jeling). Like er hello, I’d rather have my boyfriend, thankyou!
And when the train stopped at Raffles Place, this bunch of Matreps and Minahreps, around 7 in all, entered the train and sprawled themselves around my seat. I found myself getting tensed up, as I couldn’t help staring at their 1001 tattoos, pink hair and behavior. Hurhur, like finding trouble like that kan?
And what made it even more interesting was that their chong (leader) was with a different woman from the last time I saw him, and the last woman I saw him with was pregnant with his child lah! Wahahahaha. Scadals galore man!
To add even more spice, the 7 were actually conversing rather loudly about some gang fight they were going to have…
“Ok, we’re heading to Simei in the lorry! Will be an easy job!”
“But… It’s Simei!”
“Simei is near Yishun right?”
“Near Gombak lah!”
“No lah, Simei is at Bedok area there!”
“Bedok? Shit.”
The look on the chong’s face was just super classic, man! haha. And there I was trying to stop myself from shouting “HELLO there’s an MRT map right in front of your face!” Kekekeke. They soon alighted at Tiong Bahru and ran off, and you could practically feel the whole cabin sigh with relief.
And when the train crawled into Dover, this kid who was not so in the right mind put on a gold masquerade-ish mask on himself and started taking glam shots of himself, much to the amusement of everyone around. And to add on to that, he even asked the people seated next to him to take a photo of him a couple of times! kekeke. Everyone was just grinning amusedly, I tell you.
But I guess, even with all these incidences, nothing can beat the time I saw a teenage boy in a certain school uniform (ehem, located at Bukit Batok) actually MASTURBATING in the MRT. Like -.-’
Yeah sure, he covered his left side with his big school bag, and his front with a newspaper, but I think he kind of forgot that the glass panel on his right is GLASS and therefore transparent. Thus, I could see his weewee in its not so weewee stage, man…
Interesting MRT ride, or what?!
omg that weewee guy is seriously going thru puberty problems man.
prolly will grow up to be a paedophile. HAHAHA. ok or a perv. OR Steven Lim.
kwa kwa kwa! That reference to Steven Lim really cracked me up silly! Nice meeting you the other day, babe! Thanks for approaching and saying hi :)
OMG. A boy wanking IN the train?! Maybe.. the sex education being implemented in these education institutions should probably touch on such “antics”. But still. i really really can’t imagine this kinda things happening in a PUBLIC place like the train! i thought people making out in front of the singapore river is bad enough. but this… is really something out of the box- in a wrong way. *shudders.
woohoo YES, a boy wanking in the train. cool or what eh? I think he was reading something very scandalous in The New Paper, perhaps? kekeke. (and haha the china couple was nothing compared to this guy lah)
omgwtflol!!!!
seriously?
SERYOUSSS no joke brudda.
Salaams
Fad if you spend as much time in trains like me you need to get yourself amused and I people watch discreetly…
So I get what you mean but sometimes the behaviours would seriously make you …..
Anyways hows the studying going…Good I hope…Anyways….
Salaams Kak Em!
hahaha.. i on the other hand have not mastered the art of watching people discreetly even though every day i take the public transport multiple times. Studying doing fine, alhamdulillah :)
HAHAHAHAHA…. Grossss lah faddy to witness that incident at Bukit Batok! I hope I will not be one of those ‘lucky’ people to witness such things!!!! …. :S
hahahaha eh that day i should have bought 4d, confirm menang eh babe! kekeke!
that is so eew..
tell me about it man!
eh your sooo true.
on days when i dont sleep in the trains,
i usually looove to look around too.
its interesting what you can find.
but unlike you,
i haven had a train ride with soooo much to see!
hahahahaaa
hahhahaha satu hari confirm you’ll have one day like mine. just have to really be kpo and eavesdrop on everyone’s conversation. hohoho! good luck babe!
eh ya, talking about masturbating in the mrt, there was once on the train ride i was on, an idian man(A FULL GROWN ADULT MAN) who was sitting where the malay school boy was sitting and he did it. the only thing he used to cover was one newspaper stack which was not even opened up(so u can imagine how much it covers only). we were so disgusted but he didnt stop doing it until one man went up to him and scolded him and threatened to report to the police. kecut dier sikit…..
YUCKS. this people got no life ah?
anws, yeps trains are a good place to experience both good and bad things. hehe.
start mugging faddy!
eeeeeeekkk that’s even worse then mine. and you saw dia KECUT?! HAHAHAHHAHHA. rofl. anyway, i saw one indian guy wanking outside our school too! I called the police ha ha ha!
i have to have to add on……..EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
ehem. nak air? hehehehheh. yahlor, very disgusting lor.
i rode the train from clementi to pasir ris for 4 yrs but never have i seen anything half as interesting as a masturbating boy. not that i want to! gahahaha.
(p.s. i heard what happened. *gulp* hang in there. i hope u can make it ya.)
btw DO U HAVE A POLAROID CAM?
hahahha it IS a once in a lifetime experience you know. time to open your eyes more! hahaha. anyway mom dah kasi me go! woohoo! yes, i do have. though i dont know if it still works. need to check. why?
Mak kauzzz!! Chaotic sia…hahaha! Tu baru dalam train…kalau dalam bus..anything can happen.. Esp the backseat of the double deck bus..wahlau…they can just do it lah. Siao people I think.. Budak2 gangster ni semua…mcm paham je eh..Simei pun tak tau kat mana! Suruh dorang blajar geography! hahaha!
hahaha backseat of the bus is a super happening place la. about the gangsters, takpelah, all of us have our blur moments. i lagi tak boleh harap in geography! kekekek!
3-4 times a week, I would always bump into this particular China lady *not being racist here, its a fact* who boards from Bukit Batok station. So everytime when I saw her, she would…
1st - Run/dash into the train to get a seat in her
highheelsplatforms *cos she’s short!*2nd - Put her stuff at her seat while she stood up in front of everybody and take her own sweet time to wear her office coat
3rd - Sit down and start taking out her make-up bag
4th - Wear her eyelash curler and mascara all the way from Bukit Gombak to Yew Tee * i didn’t know wearing these two would take soooo damn long*
5th - And if i’m lucky, I might get to see her wear her lipstick and gloss at times
She would repeat these steps religiouslyEVERY SINGLE TIME everytime I bump into her. At first I find it kinda amusing but after so many months, it’s really damn irritating!
Oh well, that’s one of my many train stories that I’m sharing with you. Haha.
HAHAAHAHHAHAHHA. ok thats freakin’ hilarious. maybe she woke up late every single day kot? oh well. you need to tell us what time is the train that she’ll be on man! hahahhhaa.
SIAL AH FADDY.
Budak tu LEPAK pe goncang dlm train!!
abeh kau cam lucky giler eh dpt tgk!! ZZOOOOOMG!!
And that stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupid directions thing eh. aku boleh ketawa sampai terkentot2 siaa
hahahhahhaa lucky gila? PLEASE LOR. kalau dia nye *ehem* tu special mana, boleh lah aku lucky. ni mcm.. eew. eewwwww. hahaahha!
aku suka this pictures… nice shoot!
haha seriously? i shot them only because i scared to take people’s faces HAHAHHA! thanks though!
ewwwww that’s just so gross
bluek~
:P tell me about it grrl~
Alamak, now what century are we in now? Masurbating in public is a perfectly normal thing. You guys don know 1 lah. It is actually a very fun thing to do, believe me, i’ve tried b4.
hahaha..
last part - SICK!!
but the chong and ah chong part..
CLASSIC!!
wahahahahah
last part - kekeke.
chong ah chong part - priceless dok.
DADDY WANKEE!!! i can’t imagine… the semen… spurts… *piak* land on the other side of the cabin… ewww…
wait, that’s a bit too ambitious. maybe he didn’t even jerk it out. HAHAHA! i sound so sick.. thanks to you faddy!
HAHAHAHHA eh your comment is damn good I LOIKE. daddy wankee. jerk it out. HHAHHAHAHA.
With stories like these, makes me not miss train rides :P
i’d be glad to switch my ezlink with your keys, my dear :P
hey! i stumbled onto u’re blog and been reading it since.
nice PICS and gd read! wish i can take nice pics like u do. :)
Hey ophelia! thanks for dropping by and come back often yeah :) I’m glad you like my words and pics, though i’m still learning. The key is to practice more! :D
EEEEEEWWW.
Whatever happened to public modesty?
Faddy pun satu eh. Mata boleh pulak tertengok kat sana, hahaha…
ok actually i didnt see it. but this lady next to me was telling a man next to her to scold the boy. i kan kpo, so i turn lah. SO TADAAAA!!
Scold wat scold, never see b4 meh. want to fight ah, stupid lady!!! idiot!
apasal tak complain?!?!? such indecent activity…. hahahah saja cari pasal. heh. :P
I DID. hahahaha i sent a letter to his school wakakakka. (ni mmg cari pasal)
hahax~!!! Im so agree wif u.. hahax~! but the matreps was so bodo gitu.. step mana punya bsr je.. Simei kt east pn tk tau.. hahax~!! 1 thing to be love sitting at MRT was watching people.. hahax~!! Reminds of this man in 30s shouting GOOD MORNING to this 2 Nursing Girls.. It was so loud that the other cabin could.. What made worst was the man got the wrong person and the 2 nursing girls laugh their ass out.. hahax~!!!
hahahha why did the man say good morning to the two nursing girls seh? omg if i were him i would totally be embarrassed and drop off the next stop kekekeke!
eeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!eh u luki eh mit these pp in mrt
i tk pernah pon seh mit these pp!!????
Then you NEED to ride the mrt more and at weird times of the day :P
ya! in mrt rides, you will meet all sort of people with all sort of fashion and hair colour. Ya if i start sch wait, i would have to travel from pasir ris to boon lay.. then i’ll get to see weird people ..funny how they are the ones that keep me awake during train rides..i’m not talking about that disgusting boy of cos!
hahahaha that’s so true. The other time I saw this old lady dressed up like a punk! So COOL or what! wow, pasir ris to boonlay? you’re schooling in NTU isit?
HAHAHAHAHHAHA . Masturbate or what! OMG tts disgusting
hahaha nak tengok? next time i ter-see i record. wakaka KIDDING.
hmm…how come i never get to see such interesting’ness for like a decade travelling in the mrt? :S
:D Maybe cuz you board the train at the wrong timings? board late at night, slalu that’s when the magic happens woohoo!
hahaha! that’s funny laa. my bf once told me about this china man who farted on the seat and the seat vibrated lah.. bau pulak tu. hahahha! :) gross crap!
HAHAHA OMG VIBRATED!? hahahaha ok thats freakin’ hilarious. i would have gotten up or sprayed perfume around hahahahha!
masturbate on the train?!?!?! ewwwwwww!!!! I’m surprised nobody apprehended him. Was the train crowded? I hope he didn’t spurt his u-know-wat around… geli seh!
nope he didnt! he got scolded by teh man next to me, and thus promptly kept it and went off at the next station.
ho ho ho ho.. eve’s dropping on conversations.. total FUN!.. hahaha esp when they say stupid things.. come on..even I know where simei is.. and lol.. and i think after reading this.. it’ll be the last time i ever lean on or maybe even sit on any mrt seats..
ho ho ho..
wakakka and YOU’RE living in NZ lah hhahahha. apa nak buat? maybe he was having a blur sotong moment…
aiyoh cik kak.. australia lahh.. bukan NZ.. tapi close enough warrrH :)) lets just say.. ang moh land lah.. HO HO HO :|
ishk. all along i thought you were studying at NZ seh *Scratches head*
OMG! -.-”
heh OMG is the worddd dude!
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