Burglar Caught Red Handed!

So it’s like, the other day after a long day from sitting at the library reading up on PHP, I hiked home eager to start using the computer. This was at 6pm. As I approached the house, I could see that the lights were on and could hear voices booming from the boob tube.

I rang the bell. Silence. Knocked the door. Still nothing. Hmm… Maybe whoever’s inside is actually in the toilet. I stoned for 10 minutes, and proceeded to ring, knock AND bang the windows. Still nothing. I finally whipped out my cell phone and found out from the mother that we’re all locked out as my youngest brother is sleeping soundly inside and had locked the gates from the inside. Bloody hell.

Fast forward to 8pm after Fauzi and I return from my mom’s shop,

After endless pounding and shouting but to no avail, Fauzi and I managed to pry open the small top window and after managing to spot my brother on the living room couch, we gathered things to throw in in order to get his attention. Yes, the broom did fit inside hahaha. Also, we threw wire stuff, the watering can and other miscellaneous gardening items but STILL the brother didn’t wake up. Like… what the hell?! haha.

THIS is what I call deep sleep. Like the Malays say it, “Kalau bom jatuh pun kau tak bangon!” (”If bombs were to explode, you still wouldn’t wake up!”).

Finally at 845pm, after almost giving up since we broke a part of the shoe shelf (haha stood on it in order to throw things inside), Fauzi did one last LOUD holler into Farhan’s direction and finally, finally he woke up. Pfft. Thus ends our mini adventure.

Funny thing was, we were supposed to be pissed at Farhan kan, but Fauzi and I had so much fun in our quest to open the door that the whole situation turned out to pretty much be the highlite of the day kwang kwang kwang~

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