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Damnit. Whilst tinkering with the darn theme, i got some of my links cocked up. Will all of you whom i linked to (as well as those who want me to link you), please leave comments if you want it corrected? Thank you very much and have a nice Monday whilst i start mugging :/

By the way, click on the above photo. The effect is so cool, kan? Heh. So worth tinkering with the theme and losing the links if you ask me :P Hehhee.. And oh-my-god, will Brazil stop using Ronaldo already?

To laugh often and much; to win respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and to endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty; to find the best in others; to leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch, or a redeemed social condition; to know that even one life has breathed easier because you lived; this is to have succeeded.

- Ralph Waldo Emerson.

This is what Faddy and her good friend, Radhiyah, have been doing over the weekend:

Erm. Ok that’s so not us to mug from morning till evening on a weekend, but desperate times call for desperate measures! Hohoho. One more day to my paper on Tuesday and thus you WILL find me mugging tomorrow too, i’ll make sure of that.

So dont ask me out hor these next few days. My last paper’s on Wednesday so you can ask me out then :D I will paaarrtyyy before the impending doom catches up on me. Baah!

On a totally different topic altogether, Boon Lay interchange has finally unveiled its new home. A big spacious, budget terminal look-alike. I abhor the industrial feeling that it has. The old location seemed to tell much stories and everyone seemed to belong together, like we’re all one. You know, that feeling of familiarity.

I felt so empty and unlike a stranger, walking to my bus stop :( Thankfully, Kimmy says that the new home is only temporary and in its place in a few years, will be an interchange built like the Toa Payoh one - fully air-conditioned at that. Is that true?

Day after day, parents, brothers, aunties, uncles, cousins, friends and even the odd stranger never fail to ask me what my ambition is. Playing the same fiddle, i never fail to give them the same answer i gave a year ago - I don’t know.

One of the highly-educated uncles gave me a prep talk a few days back through my mother (I wasn’t at the event so my mum had to be the go-between, bless her). According to him, by right i would only desire strongly to get into university and ace the A Levels IF i have laid out my life story.

Which scares me. Maybe this is one reason as to why, 3 days before the mid-years, i have only read 4 chapters out of the 15(?) I am supposed to. And even so, here i am decked in my pyjamas blogging and screen sucking, not at all in the panic state i should be in. Somebody just kill me and spare me from the upcoming state of doom i’ve just signed myself up for.

I really can’t see myself in a specific career, the choices are way too much and fickle ol’ me just cannot stick to one ambition for more then a week. I have gone through aspiring to be a Malay teacher, Economics teacher (HAH! At the rate i’m going?), Counsellor, Psychiatrist or even an astronaut (cue laughter). I just cannot imagine which of these careers would leave me satisfied after 30 years in the field.

Damnit. Someone make my mind up for me, because i sure can’t make it up on my own :(

The happiest of Birthday celebrations for one of the internet friends i’ve made over the years. 3 years of online chatting til we know each others’ deepest darkest secrets and not 1 meetup as of yet. BEAT THAT. haha.

May you embark safely to Australia for your university education, may you marry the current man in your life and may our internet friendship one day develop into a real-life one :) Happy 20th bithday, Shikin Bte Kamil.

PS. I suck in remembering birthdays, really. She had to remind me.. hehe. So if any of your birthdays are coming up, please remind me aiiight :) And i’ll decorate you with a tiara/crown too hoho!!

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I really cannot take this. All of a sudden, i find out that 3 of the men i know and ‘idolise’ due to their complete packages (intellect, writing skills, physicals, character etc) are gay or bisexual. Not that i dont like gays/bis, trust me, i am currently surrounded by them, but WHY do all perfect men have to be gay/bi? :/

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After what seemed like eternity, i finally met up with Kimmy! Hoho. That bugger just came back from his trip to Penang and he surprised me with Coffee chocolates (POWER MAN) and a very nice tshirt which i feel like wearing but i don’t know whether i can wear since it has a rather low vneck. hahha. Anyway, thanks ya Kim! Muaaacks!

So after studying-studying for a couple of hours, we were later joined by Kim’s friend, Oush.

At first he was quite subdued la, most prolly cuz we were just introduced and stuff. But as night time approaches, makaoo, that guy turned lunatic and noone could shut him up (except for the appearance of his ex hahhaa). We had a fun time :)

As 10pm said hi, I bid goodbye to the two buggers and took a cabride to Claire’s crib. Bloody hell, the cab ride costs me $10 lah as the chitot AhPek purposely went a longer way, and he was so deaaff that he kept the meter running for so long when we had a debate outside West Bay condominum at West Coast Crescent.

“Uncle ah, It’s West COVE Condo! Not West Bay!”

“Ya lah, West COAST lah this one. This one the condo.”

“NO LA uncle!! West COVE west COVE!! This is West BAY!”

“Ya, correct. Got two condos, this one and Blue. New one. Correct this one!”

“AIYOH uncle! You read the sign, it says West BAY. I want to go West COVE. C - O - V - E. I know this is West COAST Crescent, but the condo is West COVE.”

I wanted to commit suicide on the spot, i tell you :/

Anyway, let me tell you a funny story. You see that cute white paw underneath the door? It belongs to Claire’s dog whose name is Michi. Seems cute and innocent kan? But the dog almost gave me a heart attack. Hell, it did give me a shock and i had to calm myself down for 30 mins. Hoho.

The Red blob is Michi, the Yellow blob is Prince (a HUGE ASS dog) and the pink numbers are me in sequence.

When i entered the house, Prince was held down by Claire’s maid and thereotically, Michi was locked in the kitchen. So i managed to walk from 1 to 2. Suddenly, Michi managed to squeeze through the gap in the kitchen entrance, and she started chasing me. Panicking, i ran/ jumped into the first brightly lit room i could see, which was Claire’s Parents’ room, whilst screaming

“AAAAAAAH!! CLAIRE!! DOG!! DOG!! DOOOGG!!!”

Hahahhahhaa. Oh God. You should have seen Mrs Chan’s reactions to my actions. Classic What-the-fuck look. Hahhahaha :P

So after settling down, we watched videos on YouTube and studied for quite a bit. The main aim of the night was to catch soccer uh. Bloody Rhino told us it was England Vs Trinidad and Tobago, but turned out that match was scheduled for today.

Close to 3am i was dying from hunger, so i dragged them to buy some chow. We dropped by McDonalds at West Coast Park which was only a 5 mins walk away and came back jusst in time for the match. Yay!

If you ask me, the game was rather mundane. Alot of passing around and misses and whatnot. By the 85th minute, Rhino, Pig and I were already cursing when sooo many goal attempts by Germany went astray. It got to a point where Pig and I were hoping that Poland would score so that Germany would go all kancheong spider and score too. Haha.

But when Neuville scored during the injury time, fuhyooo. We screamed and shouted like crazy till her parents woke up. Hahhaha. It was a gooood feeling. We retreated back to the room feeling like we didn’t waste our time haha.

Around 5am we plopped on the bed, rolling around like cuckoonathans until finally we decided to watch movies. Managed to dug out “A Lot Like Love” and using Claire’s sweeeet Mac whilst lying on her bed, we stoned watching Ashton Kuther being the cute him till around 8am.

But it was only when the Pig turned on her iTunes that we had fun, bouncing and dancing on her bed. Haha. I swear if some guy just happened to peep into the room, he would have died from laughter seeing what we did. Haha. k nvm i dont know how to explain, but to me it was the highlight of the day (night). :D

I had fun with the bitches, aloottt of fun hohoho. Hopefully can meet up again soon, aight guys? Oh and btw, pictures are very blurry cuz they were sort of illegal. Pig and Rhino wouldn’t allow me to take photos. Baaah.

OH! Oh! Have i told you i loveee my mummy?

After hearing me rant that i’m currently in love with Amr Diab, she bought me the Amr Diab CD!! -faints- SUKA SUKA!

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Today was my first attempt throughout the entire month to study -Slaps forehead- How i hate myself for not sticking to my schedule. Now i’m left with 5 days to prepare for my mid years. Sigh.

I was supposed to study with Peah totot alone but that grrl brought her entire entourage of classmates. haha. It’s ok though, i like Nurul (that’s the grrl looking longingly at Peah) and Yvonne (look down).

This is Yvonne :) Couldn’t get a good shot of her as she kept covering her face right after the count of 3. Bugger. Anyway, just to shake up a lil memory, Yvonne was my first three months classmate.

Oh! And she was the girl well known for her extraordinary sleeping habits. For example, she managed to fall asleep whilst in the midst of undressing!! Like wtf kan. hahaha..

Studying was ok, i suppose. I managed to complete Market Structures. 1 down 10 chapters to go. Maaaak :( Nevermind, i will try again tomorrow. Sigh.

Hoho my forests are back! (im talking about my eyebrows). I feel like going threading again, but knowing that my relatives who read this blog will tell their mummies and their mummies will gossip, i don’t think its a good idea. Bluek!

Ok, intermisssioooonnn! I’ve been tagged by Syiq, so before i forget, here goes!

7 Random Facts About Me:
- I tend to fart alot during the time of the month.
- I love chocolates, especially ice cream with marshmallows.
- My online persona is my real self times 2.
- I’m a sucker for flowers and teddy bears.
- I have issues with my hair.
- I am only myself with people i’m comfortable with.
- I tend to be nervous and go all quiet when i’m meeting a person for the first time.

7 Things That Scare Me:
- Dying young, and thus not being able to die a proper Muslim.
- Ghosts, specially the Cik Pon kind.
- Walking around not realising that my hair went PFFT on me.
- Dying a spinster.
- Not being able to give birth.
- LIPASSSSS! (cockroaches)
- The idea of losing my family.

7 Random Music At The Moment:
- Amr Diab : Tamally Maak
- Amr Diab : Mayal
- Ziggy Marly : True To Myself
- Comic Strip : Finally Free
- Raghav : No No
- Pussycat Dolls (someone slap me) : StickWitU
- Alkaline Trio : Private Eye

7 Things I Like Most:
- Chocolates with Marshmallows.
- Kisses on the forehead.
- Chatting on the phone.
- Watching sunsets and the night sky.
- Listening to Arab Music during rainy days.
- Having a cuppa coffee whilst reading a good book.
- When my hair behaves, damnit. Hahahahahhhhaha.

7 Things I Say The Most:
- Brb, I’m blogging :D (Expected eh?)
- I tell you.
- I haven’t studdyyyyyyy!
- Eh, is my hair like pffftt?
- Spongeboobbbb!
- Yes?
- He is sooo cute!
- Aight!

Done! Anyway, Uncle Sha, since you are so nice as to include my name in your scrabble game, I’ve decided to post up a personal reply from the one and only Peah!

Ok granted its me who photoshopped the darn thing, but she did say Waalaikumsalam :D Haha hope that made your day :P

Notice : The following picture (and entry) may be very graphic hor, so for all those who can’t stand icky stuff, please exit immediately before the image (or entry) finish loading! Hohohoho.

Too bad if you have broadband and you had no time to turn away. HAHA. Anyway, i realised that the toilet is actually a very good place to go clubbing :D And i’m serious! Let me explain myself aight.

With 4 walls, you have an almost studio like environment. Your voice will resonate and echo throughout the entire room and enchance it by a huge factor. And best of all, for all you closet performers, your neighbours can actually hear you! Haha. And they can’t complain, so you can just use your imagination that they’re all listening to you :)

If you have a huge showerhead, it makes a good microphone for all your perasan Singapore Idol moments. Also, you can use it to create the waterfall effect if you feeling-feeling that you’re making a video clip somewhere in the forest. Turn the shower full blast, slap on loads of lavendar soap, close your eyes, and you’re already listening to waterfalls and smelling flowers. See, its that easy!

Since the dancefloor is prolly wet with soap you can also do slick Michael Jackson-ish moves. Haha. Just put your music equipment (mine is the k750i) on a high dry location, turn it on, and groooove to the music baby! You don’t have to worry about people laughing at how silly your moves are, cuz there’s noone watching!! Haha.

Dressing up? What dressing up? You’re in your au-naturelle state, baby. God gave you your wonderful natural costume so PUT THAT ON and shake your booty! Hoho. Noone can judge how you look like, cuz there’s noone!

And best of all, it’s free and takde dosa! Wahahaha.

Ok fine, i just spent an hour ‘clubbing’ in the toilet whilst having my weekly luxurious bath and i made this entry so that more of you will admit doing it too. Why? So that i won’t feel as retarded as i do currently. To answer your questions, yes, i had fun doing all the above. And no, you don’t want to imagine it.

Sorry if i made you puke :D Please contact my loyar buruk if you want to sue me. Oh, and please watch the following video it is VERY important especially to Internet Explorer users. I am your messiah!!

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Phew~ I just got back home from an unplanned stayover at Grannie’s. heh. Yuuup I reached home today in the clothes i wore out yesterday. *sniggers* So besides that, yesterday was great!

The female children were in one room combing dolls’ hair, the male children were in the other room thumping keyboards and controllers, the female adults sat around the dining table chit chatting whilst the male adults sat stoned in front of the tv watching reruns of the game between Germany and Costa Rica. Why does everyone’s actions seem so… cliche? Haha.

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I, as usual being the ever fluid one, moved between the dining table, living room and the two other rooms. Being a young adult at 18, i just find it hard to do baby talk for 6hrs straight la. Face it, how long can one join in the act of pretense and comb barbie dolls’ hair? haha. Somemore, i dont like dolllsss. They creep me out, i tell you.

I enjoy chilling out at the dinner table though. Apart from the food, there were ample nostalgic stories that can make you laugh non stop. I mean just look at my aunt who is laughing so happily in the pic man! Haha. Heard stories on how they got caught stealing rambutans la, sneaking into chinese opera shows and then throwing peanuts at the ahpek manning it la. Haha. So interesting!

The main motive of the gathering was to celebrate Fathers’ Day, with all the fathers present. The oreo cake dammmnn syiok man! I forgot which shop it was from though. Kinda forgot to ask the uncle yesterday and wanted to ask today, but remembered they’re now prolly halfway in their journey to Hong Kong’s Disneyland. Sigh~ Some people have allll the money. haha..

After a round of taking (many many) photos, the SuperCool Aunt (the one who brings the 4 cousins out to Johore etc) suddenly decided that she wanted to watch The Omen with us.So ape lagi? Rezeki jangan dibuang! hahahha..

So after saying our farewells at around 9pm, the Daddy sent us to Lot 1 where we watched The Omen. Overall it was a relatively unscary show, but rather of a “opocot makkao tergolek” kinda show. Doesn’t really make you feeling all scared like some ghost is following you after the movie.

The movie ended at around 1130pm, so we hopped aboard the last bus home, stopped by a 7-11 to stock up on midnight snacks (Did you know 7-11 sells a deck of cards at $3.60? SIAO!) and reached Grannie’s place at around midnight.

With the help of Granma and SuperCool Aunt, we bathed, changed, dragged 3 mattreses out into the living room and cooked Maggi Mee! Haha. It was fun. We stayed up till around 2:30am watching reruns of soccer and Simple Life 2.

Paris and Nicole are such bitches in the show, i tell you. Such bitches!!! Aaaaanyway,

After slacking around watching the Aviva Badminton Finals the whole of today’s afternoon as it was raining, we finally managed to get out in the evening to watch Poseidon at Omnimax theatre (SuperCool Aunt’s treat again :P )

The movie was suppperrr nice man, much better then The Omen. haha. But sadly the experience was slight ruined by this loud mother and 2 children sitting beside me. She was practically narrating the whole story lah! %$@*^#!!!

Like for example, where there was a CPR scene, she explained LOUDLY to her child all the steps, then when people were drowning she pointed it out and explained it LOUDLY etc etc. Ok la, good for the child, but i paid $15 freaking bucks to watch the movie, not to hear her bleeping whiny voice! URGH!

After the movie the aunt treated us again at McDonalds! Hohoho! I think she can adopt us already la, the amount of money she spent on us. Including yesterday’s expenses, the cousins and I calculated she spent around $150. Which is ok, but not as bad as the impromptu Johore overnight stay which caused her >$500. Hohoho..

According to her, she doesn’t mind as long as we remember what she has done once we’re older and working. She’s not married you see, so i guess when she’s old and unable to work, it’s time for the 4 of us to take care of her like that. But i still pray that she’ll find her soulmate uh :)

Before i go off, guess who my brother is immitating? Hehe. Clue: It’s Magnum, BlueSteel and Ferrari all rolled into one, and it’s banned in Malaysia and Singapore :)

Don’t know? Click here. How? Can make it or not? hahaha! K Goodnight!

PS. Classic quotation from Aziz @ Pseudodark regarding my whinings about my new horrendous haircut:

You must be so hairbroken.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAH. Imma die laughing at this rate in the middle of the night i tell you.

Stealing is not okay. Especially when you get caught. And more importantly, by a guy who weilds enough money to supplement a website using up more then 2gb bandwith a day. Cuz then you’re screwed :)

For all those who are living ala Patrick, read this. I wonder just how many of you are squirming in your seats holding tightly to your *ehem* found phones. I bet after this hoohaa, all the owners of lost phones will unite to shame the hell out of the ‘founders/stealers’. Heh. Tau takot! Go return em, go!

Did you watch the first World Cup match last night? I did! Hoho. But i fell asleep at the 80th minute uh. Fauzi was worst. I think he slept right after the haltime whistle blew. Haha. Luckily Mummy was there to scream and squeal whenever there was going to be a goal, so i did not miss any important stuff :D

We ate Jellies all night long! You know the kind which you get in lil birthday goodie bags when you were kids? Heh. Good ol times ey. Oh and where’s my Daddy, you ask? Hah. He doesn’t watch soccer as he says he can’t be bothered. *Gasp I think he just betrayed men all over the world. Hohohoho.

I woke up early this morning to finish preparing the food for the family gathering later. Chet. Feels like months since i helped cook ‘real food’ in the kitchen (maggi, campbell soup, cook rice etc not counted). Anyway mum and I had fun talking and laughing :) All’s good. Should cook together more in the future.

Toodles dahlings!

It’s been a darn long while since i last followed the mummy to the market. I know, super cannot make it for a girl. I can come up with reasons la, but i know you’ll just slap me in the face and tell me to face up to reality :D Hoho. But who cares?

One of the reasons is that my mother does not really like it when i follow her to the mart as her shopping list will be expanded. Like for example, all of a sudden, junk like chocolates, ice cream, maggi mee etc will suddenly apparate into the shopping basket. Heeeheee!

Oh and don’t laugh at me hor. I cut my hair :/

How nowwww? Aiyah forget it la. Prolly buy like a ton of gel to blob onto my hair every 10 mins to prevent it from going pffffftt (frizzy).

Aight i got to go help mum prepare some food for tomorrow’s family outing (dad’s side) at my Uncle’s chalet. Weeee! Bowling, swimming, eating! Weeeee!